I can taste that this cow never took a shower
Category Archives: Quotes
Mitt Romney
You know Mitt Romney loves granola….. I can tell by his face
Oompa-loompa
I feel bad for the girls oompa-loompa because they look like boy oompa-loompas.
Muatachio
Daddy you need to look online on how to grow mustache. So I can touch it .”mustachio”
America’s got talent
I know where America’s Got Talent is at………..
America
Helping VIP with Homework
My sister needed to write a sentence with the word “HOLD”. And it needed to be 7 words or more.
So i said: You can use this one: “I can hold 3 cups.”
VIP Says: “No, it has to be 7 words or more”
ENP Replies: “I can hold 4 cups”
Jamba juice
Victoria’s apple veggie smoothie …. “ewww I can taste the potato”
Quote
Smells like toast, burns like beef
Despicable me
‘Es para to’
Seal
There’s a seagull on that turkey.