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3 years later

At Red Lobster again, I ate too much!

Of course i ordered mac and cheese

I can taste that this cow never took a shower

She’s going to eat me

You know Mitt Romney loves granola….. I can tell by his face

I feel bad for the girls oompa-loompa because they look like boy oompa-loompas.

Daddy you need to look online on how to grow mustache. So I can touch it .”mustachio”

I know where America’s Got Talent is at………..

America